Good mooooooorning. Or afternoon, or evening. It is currently 7.58am and the birds are singing. Spring is coming!
Well, a poem for you this morning. I hope it brings a smile to your face, in a strange kind of way.
The Weekly Shop
I drive to the prison farm shop
which is really a shed
just outside the gates.
I get carrots and parsnips
with three legs. Beetroot, squash,
whatever they’ve got.
The man behind the counter
tots it up then
rounds it down
and I pay
just a few pounds
for the whole lot.
I go out
put my three-legged veg
in the car then drive
to the supermarket
for the rest.
The lemons are rotting
in their box. A parsnip
is three times the price
and only has one leg.
I get rice, pasta, chopped tomatoes, cheese, beans.
I take it to the till.
The woman gives me the bill.
She doesn’t round it down.
Probably get the sack
if she did that. Or at least
called in, given a warning –
something about favouritism
and profit margins.
Anyway, she gives me the bill
and I leave thinking
this is criminal.
Love and courage,
Leah
P.S. Where do you do your food shopping? Is it easy to get fresh veg where you are? Do you grow your own? Does the supermarket depress you? Do you have lots of good, local independent shops? I would love to hear all your food shopping related thoughts in the comments below. As you probably know, food (and access to REAL food) is something I care a lot about. Read also: The Baby Spinach